Unanswered Questions

How do you know which armrest is yours in the movie theaters? Can you sleep forever without being in coma?
Why is it called butterfingers when there is no butter or fingers in it? How come toy hippos are always blue, or purple, when real hippos are brown?
Why is most lunchmeat bigger than the bread? If you were a pastor, and you were getting married, would you hire a pastor, or would you do the wedding yourself?
Can someone have their head in the clouds and be down-to-earth at the same time? What would happen if: Everyone was to flush their toilet at the same time?
Why do mattresses have designs on them when they're always covered with sheets? Do cows have calf muscles?
Why do they say "an alarm going off," if it is really going on? Just what was the "Baby On Board" sign for? Did it help us decide which car not to hit in case of an accident?
Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown? 364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?
Why is it that when we are humming and then we plug our nose, our humming stops? Do people really hum through their nose, or their mouths? Why do we have an Easter Bunny that carries around Easter Eggs...shouldn't it be an Easter Chicken?



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Last Updated On: 2/6/04