| ++ How do you know which armrest is yours in the movie theaters? | ++ If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? |
| ++ What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? | ++ If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? |
| ++ In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills? | ++ How do "Do not walk on the grass" signs get there? |
| ++ Can someone have their head in the clouds and be down-to-earth at the same time? | ++ How is it possible to have a civil war? |
| ++ If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2? | ++ If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know? |
| ++ If Superman is so smart, then why does he wear his underpants on the outside of his trousers? | ++ Just what was the "Baby On Board" sign for? Did it help us decide which car not to hit in case of an accident? |
| ++ What if the Hokey Pokey IS what its all about? | ++ Why do noses run, and feet smell? |
| ++ Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays? | ++ What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free? |
| ++ Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? | ++How far east can you go before you're heading west? |
| ++If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress? | ++Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs. |